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Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML


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On 08/11/2010 at 12:04pm - misc - by nina - Luxembourg (Luxembourg)

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Aren't you classy?

#3 - On 08/11/2010 at 5:04pm by Lizzi

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This doesn't make sense at all. So you were talking about how you were so ashamed you kissed a stranger a few night ago and you were so drunk and blahblah and this friend didn't interrupt you? Didn't tell you it was actually him? Furthermore you cannot forget you kissed your friend, but remember he was ugly but still not recognizable as your friend.
I don't get it, were you both still/again fucking drunk while having this conversation? It's the only way it makes sense.

#22 - On 08/11/2010 at 5:27pm by justsayfuck

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