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Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML
Should have told your teacher that shit happened.... right out of your ass! And that you couldn't move at the time because shit was going down... the toilet.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 3 August 2015