Today, there was a fire drill at my school. I was in the bathroom taking a dump, and if that wasn't bad enough, I got suspended for two days for 'improper procedure during a fire drill'. I didn't know you could get suspended for taking a dump. FML

by dammit / 08/10/2010 at 1:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • at least you get a two day vacation:)

    #1 - On 08/10/2010 at 5:56am by whatsernam3

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  • Should have told your teacher that shit happened.... right out of your ass! And that you couldn't move at the time because shit was going down... the toilet.

    #20 - On 08/10/2010 at 6:14am by Jimboom

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