Today, I was in the checkout line at Foodmax around 11:30pm. Three girls behind me were buying Tequila, salt and some limes. I was buying frozen pizza and some toilet paper. They were going to an awesome party. I was going home to eat pizza by myself. FML

by joe / 08/08/2010 at 3:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • YDI for comparing your life to that of a bunch of strangers, for caring about the difference, and for measuring your life (and theirs) based on one grocery checkout.

    (On another note, I'd take the pizza over the tequila any day)

    #4 - On 08/08/2010 at 10:16am by ancientmariner

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  • with all that toilet it looks like you might be having an awesome party yourself.

    a porcelain pool party.

    #2 - On 08/08/2010 at 10:13am by maskedman

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