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Today, while driving I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML


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On 08/07/2010 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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it's people like you who cause hundreds of deaths in car related casualties! YDI, every bit of it

#5 - On 08/08/2010 at 3:13am by MrFancy

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this has to be the most idiotic thing I have heard all day. why do you care if you look cool or not? are they going to pay your fine?grow up a little, huh?

#7 - On 08/08/2010 at 3:14am by chillinAK

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