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Today, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11774) - you deserved it (22699)

On 08/07/2010 at 2:04am - misc - by Zinfandel (man) - United States (Texas)

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Maybe leave that to the people who know what they're doing?

#4 - On 08/07/2010 at 10:16am by lindsaysue

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YDI for not hiring a pro. NOW which one would have saved you some money???! huh?!?

#20 - On 08/07/2010 at 10:54am by jennniferlea

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