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Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

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On 08/05/2010 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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I guess if it could fly, that egg was mostly hatched!

The visual of an egg with flapping wings made me laugh, so I thought I'd share.

#7 - On 08/05/2010 at 7:19pm by perdix

See in context

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oops. I couldn't find any pebbles so thought eggs would be a good substitute.

#9 - On 08/05/2010 at 7:20pm by hoghunter

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