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Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML


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On 08/04/2010 at 6:14pm - misc - by drfeelgood93 - United Kingdom (Devon)

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lol... :L
you should of told her to fuck off :D

#7 - On 08/04/2010 at 8:05pm by BethiiGeex

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why didn't you just like, sit so far off she couldn't see you?

#2 - On 08/04/2010 at 8:04pm by Lillinette

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