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Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
Same thing happened with me... If you ever need to get around it, throw the mattress on the ground.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.