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Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36294) - you deserved it (3477)

On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

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