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Today, I learned that ice cubes do not cool down hot oil. Instead, it causes a massive explosion of hot grease to splatter all over my parents' kitchen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6536) - you deserved it (50888)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:24pm - misc - by manicmandy - United States (Nebraska)

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