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Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8151) - you deserved it (74168)

On 08/01/2010 at 3:41pm - misc - by Our Talisman - Sent from mobile version

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Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.

#1 - On 08/01/2010 at 7:20pm by The_good_times

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does your car say 'jail'?

#2 - On 08/01/2010 at 7:20pm by TeeHooligan

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