Cops and Transportation: Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that...

By Our Talisman - 01/08/2010 19:41

Today, I was at a red light when the guy next to me gave me that look people give when they want a street race. I won, but I should've seen the word "Sheriff" written on the side of his car. FML

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By TheIrony - 19/07/2016 21:50 - United States

Today, while driving I saw a police car riding along next to me. Thinking about the news recently, I decided to give him a quick thumbs up and a smile to lighten up his day. He looks back, smiles, flips on his siren, and pulls me over for not paying attention to the road. FML

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By AmberKCole - 08/07/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML

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You deserved it 97 149

By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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You deserved it 54 809

By queenbitch - 20/04/2015 01:39 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML

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You deserved it 30 695

By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 192

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Samaritan - 19/01/2010 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML

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You deserved it 3 000

By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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Monday 2 August 2010 1:20

Wow, with an eyesight as good as yours you prolly shouldn't be driving anyway, so I hope he took your license.

TeeHooligan 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:20

does your car say 'jail'?

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alizax3 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:43

nniiccceee going.

Xavi89 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:44

haha this happen to me before! cop gave me a ticket, and walked away laughing! **** da police

IIFoxII 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:45

hey **** u , dumb bitch

Barrientos432 5

Monday 2 August 2010 1:51

I'm thinking 27 is a cop..

greeneyedgoalie7 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:56

I'm thinking your right

changetheworld 0

Monday 2 August 2010 2:23

what does comment moderated mean.?

stacizzle 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:46

if you looked at him wouldn't you see that he was in uniform???

compworks 4

Monday 2 August 2010 1:49

MAJOR YDI ... Street racing is a danger to the public and especially that sheriff cause he has to pull you over after you tore out of that stoplight.

johnnythreetears 2

Friday 10 June 2011 2:17

I bet you drive a prius too! quit hating, and learn to live a little. you probably just say this cuz your a late red light runner

triggerit 5

Monday 2 August 2010 1:51

WTF? did you win or sherif got your ass?

J3RZ3Y 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:53

well you lost in life

andreffff 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:53

I call total BS, but funny nonetheless. haha

shotgunhr 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:55

ydi for breaking the law and being an idiot

PincheEdgarr 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:55

aha at least you won :O but I still think that's bullshit.

xerikax3 0

Monday 2 August 2010 1:57

street racing is dangerous

horneyhic 15

Monday 2 August 2010 7:06

only if u don't no how

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