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Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies "That's my dad". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7892) - you deserved it (49208)

On 04/22/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by derranged - China (Tianjin)

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