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Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
ahaha, guess that blew any chance you had with her.
Smmoooottthhheee. FYL for not having a little something known as 'tact'.
And #3 is correct. I look at this as a possible public service to show people that being a dickhead doesn't really get anybody anywhere, unless you're in business or politics...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 4 September 2015