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Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28373) - you deserved it (4983)

On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

#2 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:34pm by RODEOqueen

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Take him/her outside next time :)

#1 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:34pm by 3mi1y_

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