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Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22868) - you deserved it (3784)

On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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Awww he wanted to mark his territory! :)

#2 - On 07/31/2010 at 6:34pm by RODEOqueen

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Good thing you didn't wake up looking at the Red Rocket just before the launch of a different fluid!

Yuck!

#43 - On 07/31/2010 at 7:21pm by perdix

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