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Today, I woke up to my English bulldog standing over me, getting ready to pee. I didn't move in time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21688) - you deserved it (3644)

On 07/31/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by Monkey (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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