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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML
I don't get it. Does this mean it wasn't non-alcoholic? Is the joke really on us?
who gets anything off of one beer anyway? if she was any more of a lightweight she'd float away.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014