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Today, I gave my girlfriend some non-alcoholic beer as a joke. In slurred speech, she told me I have the body of a monk seal. She then took my keys, staggered to my car, and drove away. She crashed into a tree two blocks later. She's fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20980) - you deserved it (26225)

On 02/06/2009 at 6:54pm - misc - by IntimidatorStag (man) - United States (California)

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I don't get it. Does this mean it wasn't non-alcoholic? Is the joke really on us?

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 1:12am by BB

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who gets anything off of one beer anyway? if she was any more of a lightweight she'd float away.

#9 - On 02/07/2009 at 12:52pm by whiskeydick

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