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Today, I had to give a massage to an obese person with rank smelling fungus growing in between their skin folds. They tipped me two dollars. My hands still smell. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76440) - you deserved it (5167)

On 04/22/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by RockedSystem - United States (Alabama)

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i think i just threw up a little in my mouth

#5 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:18am by ilikerainbows

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It's okay 2 bucks is enough to get yourself some really nice smelling hand soap/ hand sanitizer.

#6 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:18am by barlessprison

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