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Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
Time for you to ketchup with the times and realize nobody licks their lips anymore to show signs of affection.
...Yeah, he could've just tapped your shoulder and told you like a normal person.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015