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Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML

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On 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm - misc - by anonmys - United States (California)

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Time for you to ketchup with the times and realize nobody licks their lips anymore to show signs of affection.

#3 - On 07/18/2010 at 7:30pm by aKa_Bub0nic

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...Yeah, he could've just tapped your shoulder and told you like a normal person.

#4 - On 07/18/2010 at 7:30pm by Kirashai

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