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Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13823) - you deserved it (27488)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:50pm - misc - by yerbuagalapagos wonder (woman) - Ecuador (Galapagos)

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Sounds like me after Taco Bell night.

#2 - On 02/06/2009 at 11:32pm by 9brggz1vboyqhb0

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#12 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:24am by FeelMuchBetter

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