Transportation: Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished,...

By yerbuagalapagos wonder - 06/02/2009 21:50 - Ecuador

Today, I really had to use the airplane lavatory. After I'd finished, the flight attendants continuously sprayed air freshener for two minutes. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2010 19:16 - United States

Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML

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By facepalm - 14/06/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

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Lav agent

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 18:00

Today, I was assigned to empty the lavatory tank on an airplane. I haven't done this since February, when the contents ended up all over me. I thought to myself, "It can't happen again, can it?" I was wrong. FML

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Flying disaster

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I was on a plane when I had to use the bathroom. While pulling up my pants, the flush button got stuck and the water kept running. I tried to fix it, but ended up flooding the bathroom and the aisle. The attendants had to give me a towel and escort me back to my seat with everyone on the plane staring at me. FML

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By Unlucky - 18/10/2018 23:00 - United States - Altoona

Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML

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By stinky - 12/12/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

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By planes - 30/12/2009 06:27 - United States

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

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By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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FeelMuchBetter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:24

#1 - a cuckold is a man that has been cheated on by his wife.

9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 5:32

Sounds like me after Taco Bell night.

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TC_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

theice 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 23:33

win

danyfuckinheatle 0

Wednesday 30 June 2010 8:19

I'm guessing a massive shit!!! atta bee

Firewielder 17

Friday 15 August 2014 17:28

In not sure you should be proud of that.

cacheson 41

Friday 23 December 2016 9:19

#1, you should really get that checked out! Excessive flatulence can be a sign if intestinal dysfunction...

9brggz1vboyqhb0 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 5:32

Sounds like me after Taco Bell night.

greenman_fml 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 7:09

there's nothing better than a good man-shit. i hope you got some of it on the floor and your hands.

zac12345 0

Monday 15 March 2010 5:21

op is a girl

gabobi91 19

Friday 6 August 2010 0:31

OP's a girl though...

wiggz1990 0

Friday 6 August 2010 10:12

greenman ur a ****** moron and all ur comments are stupid and worthless just like ur pic

FeelMuchBetter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 6:24

#1 - a cuckold is a man that has been cheated on by his wife.

AtoZnumbersand_ 1

Thursday 2 April 2009 21:57

LOL

roboticfresca 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 11:21

lol, ****** it is, but poop it is too

XtommyschickX 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 15:04

hahahaha wow that's terrible

Wsupduck 0

Monday 26 October 2009 5:50

what did u eat lol

Trevv 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 2:36

Dude you should be proud! Not many people have that type of supreme ******** ability...

toaster468 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 0:27

well think, a fat person eats more which in turn equals MORE SHIT. lol I would be proud my little gopher (poop) stunk up the back five rows! :)

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