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Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14665) - you deserved it (16604)

On 07/15/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by darthinvader (man) - United States (Florida)

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are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?

#6 - On 07/16/2010 at 3:07am by karmaSUCKS321453

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Even if you had read the side effects what would you have done? Wear a diaper? O_o

#45 - On 07/16/2010 at 4:45am by Silkie

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