Health: Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before,...

By darthinvader - 16/07/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2019 17:00 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I had a anxiety attack about taking my anxiety medicine. FML

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By blabla - 23/12/2008 08:57 - France

Today, I tested a new drug designed to fight headaches. It had quite an effect on me, more specifically side effects: nausea, dizzyness and diarrhea. FML

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By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2022 22:30

Today, I woke up to my stomach being torn up from the inside. Barely made it to the bathroom, but of course, it wasn’t the one in my room, where I could easily change my clothes after a quick shower. After running down all my new meds, I realized it had to be my new sleep aid. It was helping too. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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By Samantha Glennie - 13/07/2018 20:30

Today, due to the high pollen count and despite taking hay fever medicine, I passed out in the bathroom from not being able to breathe. My mother accused me of doing it on purpose to make her late for work. FML

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By fuuuuck - 28/01/2010 00:27 - Canada

Today, I had a very important test. Last night, I'd had such bad leg pains that I couldn't sleep, so I took two very strong painkillers and went to sleep pain-free. I apparently accidentally overdosed, because when I woke up, I couldn't see properly or even stand up. And I missed my test. FML

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By Ashley - 15/04/2021 21:30

Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML

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Friday 16 July 2010 9:07

are you sure its a side effect or an excuse?

JackedUpOnMtnDew 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:12

ahahahahah(: Thats sucks op, but next time read the Warnings! They're there for a reason!

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Jessicaa96145 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:16

forget all my comments.. they were for six but stupid fml cut them off

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 16 July 2010 20:13

Sometimes the pound sign cuts off my comments. It's weird.

karmaSUCKS321453 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 21:52

I appreciate your effort.

schwancy 2

Friday 16 July 2010 9:17

I'd rather have my allergies act up than not be able to control my bladder.

L_M_L_10 0

Friday 16 July 2010 12:45

Agreed!!

DevilWearsPrado 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:21

ew man... just ew.

cheergirly16 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:24

well...it's always a good idea to read the side effects...

Ragnir 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:25

You like how when you look the side effects of a medicine it makes it feels like the side effects the medicine can give you ALONE make it sound worse then your illness. "WARNING: MAY CAUSE DEATH"

Ragnir 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:26

Too many typos above but I don't care, it's 230 and I'm tired and I'm typing on my iPhone, oh well!

shuzzykenz 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:25

dude...... like... why? o.o .... i think i would conjure up enough bladder control to avoid peeing myself... just saying

stud2012 0

Friday 16 July 2010 9:31

I totally agree ^^^^

d4m4s74 12

Friday 16 July 2010 9:36

that's what depends are for. use them

passcode5 5

Friday 16 July 2010 9:36

that means dick in Yiddish haha xD. ummm...yea...bladder control...hmmm....why the **** would you put this on fml. you know ppl r just gonna make fun of you.