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Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:02pm by Lizzy86

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It's crazy how expensive cigs are these days. Seriously. If I bought my own smokes I'd be broke. Instead, I go to a club and hang out outside chatting with men who come out, pulling out an empty pack and saying, "Shit, just ran out". Works 'most every time.

But seriously, menthols are nice. I like menthols. But that hobo is badass.

#18 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:27pm by Dichoscillation

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