Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

#1187689
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47617) - you deserved it (13774)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Top comments

haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

#1 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:02pm by Lizzy86

See in context

It's crazy how expensive cigs are these days. Seriously. If I bought my own smokes I'd be broke. Instead, I go to a club and hang out outside chatting with men who come out, pulling out an empty pack and saying, "Shit, just ran out". Works 'most every time.

But seriously, menthols are nice. I like menthols. But that hobo is badass.

#18 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:27pm by Dichoscillation

See in context

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: