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Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45318) - you deserved it (12918)

On 04/21/2009 at 8:52am - misc - by Kaboom (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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