Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks...

By Kaboom - 21/04/2009 12:52 - Canada

Today, I went out for a smoke break. A homeless person walks up to me and asks for a cig. As I pull out my pack he says "Oh... Menthols... no I don't smoke that cheap shit". I was called cheap by a hobo. FML

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By Misky - 02/07/2012 02:51

Today, I was walking past a homeless guy while smoking; he asked if he could have a cigarette. So I gave him one and said without thinking, "Sorry, it’s a menthol, but beggars can't be choosers." FML

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Generous

By cAtaLanbLoOd - 24/10/2013 06:06 - France - Perpignan

Today, a homeless guy asked me for a cigarette. Knowing that I only had a couple left in my pack, I gave it to him. He opened it, took one out and thanked me profusely. A bit surprised, I went on my way. Oh yeah, that's right, the pack contained the money I'd withdrawn from an ATM. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 18:36 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, I saw a homeless man on the street and decided to give him the dollar bill I had left in my wallet. He said "Thank you" then as I turned to walk away, he muttered "Cheap-ass cunt". FML

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By Anonyme - 30/08/2013 10:59 - France - Ivry-sur-seine

Today, a man in a hurry asked me for a light. Not being able to find my lighter amongst the muddle inside my handbag, I handed him my lit cigarette so he could light his. He took it from me, started smoking it and walked off. FML

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By wishihadpockets - 28/01/2010 10:24 - United States

Today, I had my cigs tucked into my waistband because my shorts didn't have pockets. A friend walks up and asks for a smoke. I say "I've got something you can smoke right here", tugging at my shorts. The "friend" then kicks me in the nuts for being a douche. FML

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With friends like these…

By Poor as fuck - 29/05/2019 22:07

Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML

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By Poser - 20/12/2009 04:24 - Canada

Today, I was at a bar and met this great guy. He was going outside for a smoke and I wanted to go too. Since I don't smoke, I decided to borrow one of my friends cigarettes as an excuse to go outside with him. As I was lighting the cigarette, he pointed out that I was lighting the wrong end. FML

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By NoNaMe - 04/06/2009 08:07 - Australia

Today, while walking down the street, a homeless man walked up to me. He opened his mouth to say something and I immediately said that I didn't have any spare change because I was late for work. He then said "I was gonna ask you for the time, dickwad". Apparently he wasn't homeless. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2011 08:28 - Australia

Today, I was walking through town when a rough looking woman asked me for a cigarette. I don't smoke but I offered her some apples, and she took two. As I continued on past her, she pegged both of them at me, hitting the back of my head. FML

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Unreasonable

By Dano - 07/08/2021 10:01

Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML

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flirty19 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 15:02

YDI for smoking.

Lizzy86 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 20:02

haha! thats hilarious! btw, i smoke menthols too, i like the way they clear my nose.

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Shadydeals 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:45

Menthols are pretty nasty, then again I guess I dont smoke no more so menthols are still nasty.

oloie 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:47

smoking is horrible, somepeople say its worse for you then marajana... and if your not alowed to have taht why in hell should you be alowed to smoke?

AkihiroHattori5 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:50

Just to support my fellow anti-smokers: people who smoke are idiots because they're basically paying a lot of money for a disease. To the smokers that defend smoking, at least we'll be able to laugh while you gasp for air with your corroded lungs and end up spending the rest of your life bedridden and connected to a respirator =D

ohhhhshizzz 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 22:52

#74: EVERYONE, bashes people who smoke weed. It's a freaking free for all on this website to hate people for no ******* reason. #79: Every black person I know, and is in my family who smokes, smokes something like Salem or something or nother:) And why say go enjoy your cancer? That is really mean. But it can happen, I hope it doesn't my mom FINALLY quit, my aunts are developing breathing problems, my grandpa had lung cancer[died.], and my grandma has bronchitis. I know how hard it is for them to quit, so I'm not gonna say anything mean. And I don't smoke, tried. It sucks. Beggars can't be choosers, that was one stupid hobo. Should have slapped him:)

Melodyfire 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:11

prolly not an actual hobo....

Macarooni 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:16

I dont know if anyone has mentioned this but.... he never actually called the OP cheap... just the cigs... just saying

gumcuzzler 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:17

thats what you get for being a douchebag ahahahahahahahah

starvingxartist 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 23:18

don't knock smoking til you try it. and even though your mommies and your teachers told you that smoking means you're a bad person, at least we're not the ones saying we'll laugh at people with cancer. and you know what's worse is potheads who think smoking cigarettes is gross cause it gives you cancer. at least cigarettes are filtered. anyways, so yeah, you should've been like good, more for me, asshole. menthols are better. oh and someone said that newports are cheap. no they're not? where i live they're like a dollar more than camels, which you know, are the best.