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Today, just after getting off the phone with a girl I am interested in, I parked on campus and decided to eat my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML


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On 04/21/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by porkieworkie (man) - United States (Kansas)

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I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;

#6 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:08pm by piderman13

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Should've pulled out your phone again and called her and described to her what she was wearing.

#7 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:08pm by Ell363

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