Today, just after getting off the phone with a girl I am interested in, I parked on campus and decided to eat my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
I agree, your life sucks (40463) - you totally deserved it (6033)
On 04/21/2009 at 8:44am - misc - by porkieworkie (man) - United States (Kansas)
Weird coincidences like this happen. It's not that bad and it's not that creepy.
#5 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:07pm by officerpat
I'm kinda just imagining this guy with a freaky-ass expression as he is eating his subway foot-long and just staring at this girl as if it's the first girl he has ever seen (;
#6 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:08pm by piderman13
This may be the best FML i've read in a while. It's not that funny, but it really is a true FML. There was nothing you could have done different.
#10 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:09pm by amorris525
Just wave and say "Funny seeing you."
Definitely not an FML. You just made her think the Fates want you to be together.
did you park behind her car on purpose or was it just random? that's all that really matters
#13 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:13pm by patrikus13
Next time just walk out of the car and say in a mock-funny way "Hey! Are you stalking me? I swear we just got off the phone and you're already trying to track me down! Get some control over yourself!"
I don't know, doesn't sound that bad. I mean hey, it happens. I think #14 is right. Good opportunity for some light flirting. And to #10, I'm with you - at least it's probably true! That's refreshing :)
Today I read a dumb story about a guy being worried about a girl thinking he was creepy when Fmylife.com didn't think my story about my car getting broken into for the 2nd time in 3 months wasn't worthy. FML
#18 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:42pm by 95camarov6
Hope you offered her lunch? Ice-breaker! Lol. Did you ever stop to wonder if maybe she was checking you out??? She's the creepy one. Bwahahahaa
#19 - On 04/21/2009 at 2:43pm by tWitt3rBuG
you should have stopped eating and said high, or if you didn't want to, just pull over somewhere else
Hahahahaha. OH NO! we have an official creeper on our hands, you should have just sat in your car smiling at her. then she'd really call the police
#23 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:04pm by cutiepieh616
Aw, I'm sure she didn't automatically think you were a creeper! If she did, then she's paranoid.
#26 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:13pm by amatthew_03
hahaha i had a similar experience last night.. I got up to go at the same time as the pretty 17-year-old intern who works next to me, then I proceeded to walk the same way as her, following her through a building, and I dropped something off in that building and went out the same exit as her. However, she wouldn't have known I dropped something off, so when I followed her out and then went around the building, it looked like I had no reason to follow her and was just being really creepy.
#27 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:14pm by airandfingers
This doesn't really seem like that big of a deal to me...laugh it off as a coincidence.
Unless it wasn't really an accident, in which case, you are a grade A creeper.
#28 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:14pm by lnm701
At least you weren't in HER car.
And I'm so glad that nobody has commented a stupid reverse FML yet. There is hope.
Haha!
As innocent and unintentional as it is, it would look creepy.
If she didn't see you before it was too late, I hope you ducked down.
@29: you asked for it...
Today, I was walking to my car after I got off the phone with this guy I really like. He was parked behind it. Staring at me. With binoculars. His mother was in the car next to him, wildly gesticulating trying to get him to realize that he was very VERY visible. Now I'm scared his mother is going to kidnap me and feed me to him in the middle of the night. And to think I liked him... FML.
@OP: learn to laugh at awkward situations. It can do wonders for your social life in general. ^_^
#14 im guessing u have absolutley no experience with women, thats a very bad idea seeing as it makes her feel like u think she's the creeper OR even worse it makes u look like your trying wayyyy to hard. # 29 let me FYL. "today i just got off the phone with some guy ive been talking to who im pretty sure likes me. who do i see when looking into my rear view mirror? FML." owned. but ya OP anyway....ya your lifes pretty fucked
LOL hopefully she won't get the wrong impression. But if that is the case... well it's still not a FYL. You'll deal. :3
#35 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:54pm by white_mouse
Sounds like something off animal planet. Watching your prey, that could be hot.
#37 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:06pm by lowcapacityx
OMG I don't know about the rest of you but this is funny cuz I know that most girls would totally think he's a creeper if they saw him.
#38 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:16pm by Mr_Sarcastic
CALL THE WHAAAAAAAMBULANCE!
"Ooooh, I had another chance to talk to her and not make it awkward, but I'm such a useless douche that I just sat here and made it creepy"
STFU you baby.
#39 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:16pm by rukusrazor
#33 it's called turning a potentially awkward situation into a funny one. Considering he has her phone number and knows her already she'd have to be completely stuck up not find humour in that situation the way I phrased it, especially if they've flirted before. Women like humour - learn to appreciate it.
Aww, that stinks. Hopefully she didn't see you; she might've taken it the wrong way if she did. Try explaining. If not, well, at least you tried.
#42 - On 04/21/2009 at 4:37pm by Funtertaining11
#43 He doesn't say if she saw him or not. SO I think he did the best thing possible, by ducking and hiding as fast as possible.
If you thought you looked so creepy, you could have just driven somewhere else...? I don't see what the big deal is, especially since you were there first.
I really don't think that's SO bad, you didn't MEAN to stalk her and if she saw you, then you're just eating lunch. Why is this so bad? Maybe its fate! haha you should have just ignored her acting like you didn't know it was her then be like 'OH wtf i just talked to you, creeper!'
#18: Today, I was reading fmylife when someone started whining about how their FML didn't get accepted. FML.
well of COURSE youre supposed to stalk the girl you really like, i hope you know her class schedule, all her numbers, her moms & dads, oh and her address.
I bet you sneak into her dorm when she sleeps.
Bwahhaa =]
#55 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:33pm by ohhhhshizzz
Well you weren'd doing anything wrong, so just get out and say hi to her and maybe she won't think anything of it...but if you acted like you had something to hide then she would definitely think you did and decide you're creepy
#56 - On 04/21/2009 at 5:42pm by louisianagrrrrl
Youre only a creeper if you act creepy
so if you think youre creeping, you probably are
Eat your lunch somewhere else and stop whining,
and instead wave at the girl and talk to her,
instead of creeping like the nerd in middle school
#57 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:16pm by beestmode360
From the sound of it, you have a pretty damn good excuse if she did think you were a creep. As long as your not a stalker in the other things you do with her, like calling/texting too much or going out of your way to hang out with her, then she probably wouldn't notice much and you could easily play it off as a coincidence. Still went with FYL though.
#29 you haad to bring it up...gotta say tho, you just got owned by #32- HAHA so funny!!
#60 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:47pm by AAAcheetahgrl
Dude. Shout/honk and wave hello. It's a coincidence.
Today, I read some lame-o FML about some guy being too scared to talk to a girl, while my FML about having one of the only girls who ever showed any interest in me move to a foreign country got rejected. FML.
LOL . i'm sorry but i really found this one funny .
hopefully she didn't see you though..
#62 - On 04/21/2009 at 6:52pm by heyyimkell
that only sucks if she was upset
should have played it off like, "omg that's your car? o that's funny!"
if she likes you she won't be freaked out
#63 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:18pm by were_giraffe
Does she know that you like her? If not, it's not that creepy. And even if she does, if you don't stalk her and stuff, I'm sure it still wouldn't have been that creepy. You should've said hi or something.
#64 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:49pm by ILoveJace01
This is totally miles when he's older. Just wait and see I'll bet anyone $500.
#65 - On 04/21/2009 at 7:54pm by milesthominggale
holy crap, stop being so awkward and anxious and take advantage of it / learn how to deal with girls. saaadd.
Not going to lie but that does sound creepy. Most people don't eat lunch in their car and I'm sure you already knew what car was hers (since you like her). I gave you a YDI since its seems you may have put yourself into the situation to look like a creeper. Maybe it is like you said but I have a gut feeling that you saw her car and parked it and are justifying it by saying you were going to eat in your car.
take advantage of the situation. i would have been like "OMG WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!!" if u said hi. if u hadn't, i would think "creepy"
unless you go to a college with an enrollement of 5 and parking spaces for 20 only a psycho would think you intentionally parked behind her car. The only time I ever always got the same parking spot was when I had to be on campus before any classes started for a job, and I went to a small school - when i attended a large uni, I had sometimes had to try two parking lots before I found a space. Since she obviously drives too, she should be capable of realizing how unlikely it is that you found her car, camped out in the lot behind it for however many hours it took for the person parked behind her to come back from class to leave, and then pulled in to that spot to watch her car
Were you just sitting there staring at her and she saw you while your eyes were like: O___O? Then that might;ve been creepy...
If not, I don't think she made anything of it.
#10 is retarded. this is not even embarrassing at all. how did this even make it onto the fml page?
#74 - On 04/21/2009 at 10:27pm by stevesp101
Come on you could have been just getting into your car and it's not like you know what her car looks like. So it's not that big of a deal. If you followed her out of the parking lot then you would look like a creeper. Other than that you are fine!
So when she says to her friends that she's got a creepy stalker, you can stand up proudly smile :)
#80 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:52am by KeithHarris
What? It sounds like you parked there before you knew it was her car.
This is not an FML, more like a mild coincidence.
#81 - On 04/22/2009 at 4:17am by jthm_guitarist
#7 rofl!!
i dont find it creepy at all imo... unless you had a camera and was snapping pictures or a video camera or was staring at her or something you were jsut eating and happen to be infront of her
#82 - On 04/22/2009 at 10:27am by MyzticHydra
Oh, poor baby. This is not an FML at all. Embarrassing coincidental stuff like this happens to me all the time.
#83 - On 04/22/2009 at 12:36pm by kurukururock
hahahah #39... seriously, how did this make it up here.... OMG I'M SITTING IN MY CAR, get out and talk to her and say you just arrived.... damn you're lame
So what? She might think it is kind of weird that you aren't eating with friends or anything, or in the caf or something, but doubtful that she thinks you are creepster. I hate when boys overthink like this.
AAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH the more i imagine it the funnier it gets omg hahahaha that has to be so awkward
Uhmm...why would you decide to eat in your car? Just sitting alone in your car eating is pretty creepy for anyone walking by...
#90 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:19pm by tdawgheath
if you were really into her you wouldve known what kind of car she drives. therefore, YDI.
#95 - On 05/23/2009 at 3:08pm by sucksferyou
LMFAO thats a good one.
again, easy to just get out and tell her but w/e
#98 - On 06/04/2009 at 4:12pm by FML_Add1cT
