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Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25241) - you deserved it (3810)

On 07/12/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by Wrongtoilet (man) - Singapore

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Gosh people! Always check the roll, before you empty your hole.

#10 - On 07/12/2010 at 10:10am by ArtIsResistance7

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Wrong bathroom, huh? Classic :)

#2 - On 07/12/2010 at 9:58am by yentruoK

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