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Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18967) - you deserved it (2379)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:25pm - misc - by marlow - Canada (Ontario)

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your fault for letting him sleep on you.
bring some tissue paper next time

#8 - On 12/20/2009 at 12:14pm by JohnnyszGurl

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ive been that guy, and trust me he was probably more embarrassed about it then you were pissed.

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 8:04pm by jb204

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