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Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13271) - you deserved it (29190)

On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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