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Today, I went out with my boyfriend and thought I'd wear two bras under my singlet-top to make my chest look bigger. Upon leaving Target, one of the security guards noticed the extra straps and accused me of shoplifting. I had to spend the next 20 minutes explaining the situation to security. FML

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On 07/03/2010 at 3:14am - misc - by embarrassed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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#1 - On 07/03/2010 at 12:51pm by watermelon1

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Is I was gonna try to make my boobs appear larger I think I could come up with a better idea than 2 bras.. :/

#12 - On 07/03/2010 at 12:56pm by danipoo4u

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