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Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34559) - you deserved it (7660)

On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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