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Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22342) - you deserved it (5779)

On 06/26/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by ouch - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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