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Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (8553)

On 06/26/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by ouch - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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you'rrrrrrrrrrrre out!!

#7 - On 06/26/2010 at 1:09pm by XZero

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Did you even manage to catch it?
if you didn't, that's just fail at failing |:

#8 - On 06/26/2010 at 1:10pm by Zombierella

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