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Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18713) - you deserved it (42274)

On 04/20/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by SuperBunny (woman) - United States (California)

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