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Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20300) - you deserved it (51104)

On 04/20/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by SuperBunny (woman) - United States (California)

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Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal?

Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.

#7 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:46am by Tucatz

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Stacy's mom has got it going on.

#11 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:02am by Alex_DeLarge

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