Today, my boyfriend decided to take me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club pointing to the woman. It was his mother. FML
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On 04/20/2009 at 3:59am - misc - by SuperBunny (woman) - United States (California)
haha...embarassing much?
i smell a threesome in the making...
#1 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:36am by choppedNskrewed
LMAO at #2
As for the post thats some funny shit....can't say I wouldn't have done the same though I hate women who dress like whores
#3 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:38am by Sinisterwolf89
mothers shouldn't dress af if they're 17 all oveer agian. FY bf's L
#4 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:39am by youaresofucked
Let me guess- you were wearing a corduroy jumper with a floral print turtleneck, a headband, a small gold cross on a thin chain worn outside of the turtleneck and thick-soled slip-on shoes, right? The classic I-hate-sex look? Were you also carrying your bible so you could lead the prayers before the meal?
Sounds like his mom just likes to dress up a bit. Judge not.
Aw, maybe she was self-conscious and nervous about meeting her son's new girlfriend and wanted to look really good? If she feels like, she's lost her youth and doesn't get as much male attention as she used to, then dressing like that might make her feel better about herself :)
Sounds like you boy friends mom can show you a thing or two
#13 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:05am by llSgtScopell
He's probably used to it, if she always dresses that way. A guy's friends will rib him endlessly about that sort of thing, and make far worse comments than yours.
I read up to "I jokingly" and then figured out it was his mom from there.
#21 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:51am by LeftHanded
#21 thats cool. I read up till "woman in slutty dress..." and I knew right then it was the mother.
Dumb. Ass.
#22 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:53am by DizzyDemon0
His mom and dad still together right?... U better get some high heels and a thong girl! Or well see y'all on Divorce Court lol
that's so gross. i hate it when adults dress like that, especially moms. but at least it wasn't his dad.
#26 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:09pm by philadelphianus
Pics would be good to see if she really was dressed slutty
#27 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:30pm by Snow_White
you deserved that. not because you should have known it was his mom, just because you shouldn't say things about other people because things like this will happen :)
#29 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:40pm by ndrocksmysocks44
never bothered to ask what his parents do? or do you just sleep with everyone?
#31 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:51pm by AntiChrist7
And now your boyfriend thinks you judge people by how they look.
Is he wrong?
(and for the stacy's mom comment... the irony was that it was really about stacy's grandmother, but they figured it would sound better if they changed it to "mom") >:)
#32 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:53pm by were_giraffe
There's so many of these FML's it's getting a bit boring. "I saw this fat man, it was his dad" "I saw a whorish person, it was his mom" oh well.
#38 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:04pm by foamsinmouth
Ihis is why, when i'm out with somebody, and I haven't met their family or a lot of their friends, i don't make any comments about anyone around me. Just in case.
#39 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:05pm by blankslate
wowww. way to go! don't be so quick to judge next time, eh?
#40 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:14pm by rocketshipsxx
As a general rule, don't be bitchy about other women to your bf. It just makes you look petty, or ends up he knows her.
Just because it's his mom doesn't mean that she isn't a hooker XD
Also, at least she didn't hear you.....
lol, as soon as i read "I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels" i knew what was coming next xD
Older women should not dress like they're really young again...not OP's fault. Sorry your taking so much heat, I would've said the same thing too!
#44 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:40pm by allstarplayer324
harsh number 7.... and number 20 if you dont care about other peoples problems...why the hell are you on fml??
#46 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:16pm by oloie
Not your fault she dresses like a slut. More like F your boyfriend's L, because his mom showed up like a slut to a dinnner.
Don't feel so bad. I did that one time with my Sister-in-Law when we where picking up one of her friends. Only I said, "Who's the drag queen?" She was a 50 year old woman who still dressed like she was 20 and on her way to a nightclub all of the time.
#33: DUDE! Im sick of people like you, this is something that isn't meant to happen, so who would have pictures?
Stacy's mom has got it going on...
We were singing that to my friend Stacy today:)
#49 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:29pm by ohhhhshizzz
HAHAHA that Sucks something really crazy... i wouldve said the same thing... even if i knew it was his mom or not lol
#50 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:44pm by Jaycee_luvs_YOU
That's why you don't say shit about people you don't know...
#51 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:46pm by Mr_Positive
See, what you probably shouldn't have done was asked if you had pulled into a strip club while pointing at your boyfriend's mom.
#54 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:51pm by KyleCaster
I can't believe more people thought you deserved it. It wasn't your fault his mom was dressed like a slut.
#56 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:18pm by TheAmazingRacist
FYL, because what you said would have been true no matter whose mother she was
#59 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:43pm by Charlesdenfreude
Don't blame yourself that his mom looks like a whore. But yes, you did end up pulling into a strip club! xD
Hmm..
This is pretty unoriginal, I've seen so many different versions of this.
Whether it was someone pointing at their bf or gf's dad, mom, grandma, brother, sister, whatever.
Either way, I hope you learned from this experience. Don't be so quick to judge, and for that matter, don't be so quick to say whatever is on your mind. This makes you look extremely petty and nobody likes that.
What is wrong with you people? If I played a drinking game where I took a shot of whiskey every time someone was bitching about another person being "judgmental" I would probably be drunk 24/7.
Seriously, shut the hell up. Everyone judges other people, even you idiots that are like "ooooo, quit judging," which is a form of judgment. I am surprised that you people can even drag yourself out of bed in the morning, given your level of stupidity.
#63 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:02pm by betterthanthou
its not your faught that his mom dresses like a hooker you were just speaking the truth
#64 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:33pm by katherinebby17
You dress like a slut, you get treated like one! It's not FYL, it's FHL for dressing the part.
#65 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:35pm by Nemephosis
To the people who think the OP needs to be less judgmental, shut up. Seriously. Everyone does it.
What the OP does need to learn, however, is that judging out loud is hardly a good idea.
#66 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:36pm by may_cause_fail
She is probly trying to live her younger lives and that makes her feel good. :/ I mean getting older isn't waht anyone ever wants and she probly doesn't want to believe she is getting older. Its a way to make yourself feel younger...that is why soo many people do plastic surgery. Life is just like that now a days its kinna sad..you either go with the progam and try to fight aging or everyone will call you an old hag...its soo depressing...:(
#61 and 63 are so right. all you guys that say she deserved are so stupid. If ur are old enough to drive, your mother shouldn't be dressing like a skank. I agree with the OP on this one...some people need to get some class. Besides, I'm sure you all judge people all the time. And she was inside of a car, so that's not really talking too loudly if it's just to your BF, dipshits...
hahaha 11
well on the bright side, at least now you can be pretty sure that his parents will be ok with whatever you two do together
#72 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:11pm by Newtons_Cradle
Smooth, dude. That's why we think before we speak(;
#76 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:44pm by Funtertaining11
hahahaha he was prolly all like....."that's my mother....." lmfaooooo
#77 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:48pm by amaneylandx3
i new the outcome of this corny story mid-way through... all these stories are so predictable. Is there a moderator that looks at all of the submitted stories and formats them in a certain way? all these shitty stories always have some final sentence that is supposed to emphasize how unfortunate the author is... "i got a boner. i was wearing gym shorts." or " my parents bought my sister a cake with peanuts on it but today is my birthday not hers. im allergic to peanuts." something corny like that...after about 10 of these stories, its just about all the same.
#83 - On 04/21/2009 at 11:55am by dizzzane
There's such a thing as a "slutty dress?" A dress is a dress. How is a dress slutty -- unless there is a hole cut in the crotch so you can see her bush or something?
judgment fail. and tikwid, there is definitely a difference between a slutty and a classy dress. slutty like lots of cleavage, low low back, skin tight, and super-short.
#7- I'm sorry but you're an asshole. There were absolutely no references or allusions to the girlfriend being ugly/dorky/dressed like a church girl. Obnoxious, arrogant people like you piss me off.
To the OP, while that was a slip-up, it's not like you knew it was his mom. Just apologize to your boyfriend and he'll forget about it soon enough.
#91 - On 06/15/2009 at 2:11pm by _musical_addict_
