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Today, I wanted to change out of my bikini for the ride home from the beach. There wasn't a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban, parked far away from all the people. I took off my suit, hear the car's horn honk, only to find that the car was completely packed with old men. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8880) - you totally deserved it (42526)

On 04/20/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by steph (woman) - United States (California)

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how cant you see that?

#1 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:10am by soul3n

Your powers of observation astound me. YDI.

#2 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:18am by onigiriqueen

Old men want some eye candy too - good job!

#3 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:30am by Good_old_Grim

Did you suddenly lose the power of vision?

#4 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:31am by f_mylife24

haha, you should of looked. Oh well, I'm sure they appreciated it.

#5 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:35am by Snow_White

i clicked YDI right after "There wasnt a bathroom near, so I went to change in front of a suburban"

#6 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:38am by mich23

Are you blind???
YDI~

#7 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:43am by Sousuke

how do you not notice that? YDI.

#8 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:48am by xobriannawoah

YDI R U HOT.....

#9 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:03am by imadonkeymoo

Amusing, but complete YDI.
At least they weren't little kids, that's when you get parents that start talking about pressing charges.

#10 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:06am by scottie06

You wouldn't glance up and see if anyone was in the car before starting to undress?

#11 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:06am by delphina

Today, I was sitting in my car. All of a sudden a girl started undressing in front of my car. I LOVE MY LIFE
P.S why the fuck couldnt she see us, our windows are crystal clear.

#12 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:09am by imadonkeymoo

Lol i clicked ydi right after there wasnt any bathrooms near couldnt you wait until you got home?

#13 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:17am by Dabookofnothing

im sorry, how is your life f*cked?

#14 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:26am by schoolboyhumour

Pics or it didn't happen.

#15 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:02am by yuusou

thats prob the most action that those men have seen in a while lol

#16 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:04am by shroomis

ok. its not funny to make an fml response from the other persons point of view. just stop.

#17 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:05am by exthalion

arnt old men like supposted to have things for young women?

#18 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:15am by FYL23

15....youre an idiot...
18....i have no idea how anyone should respond to that...

Hey, At least you made their day!

#19 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:18am by wompwompwomp

Awww gnarrrrrrrly!
Those sneaky sneaks!!
Well at least you made some old dudes day, otherwise that's jus completely awkward. In a hurry much?
Better luck changing elsewhere next time hahah

#20 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:19am by MaiLouIsLegend

Ever hear of a cover-up? I kinda feel bad for you, but seriously, pay more attention. How could you just assume the vehicle was empty? I hope you never have to run into them again.

#21 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:29am by FreedomFirst

Good point #10. And at least a whole school full of kids won't be talking about it either, just the next bar those guys hit. Then again, if they honked the horn, maybe they weren't interested in seeing naked girls and got offended.

#22 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:31am by FreedomFirst

Well maybe it was tinted windows.
who knows, but if not you are an IDIOT.

#23 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:40am by ohhhhshizzz

lol.. i'm sure you made their day....

#24 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:41am by Mikeymikey

If there isn't bathrooms around, you always get a friend to hold a towel. duh

#25 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:51am by idrivefast

Maybe you should try not undressing out in the open?

#26 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:57am by someone1989

lol. Nice job, moron. That's why you don't change in public. I'm sure there was a better place around than that.

#27 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:57am by lol_Epic_Fail

screen shot pl0x

#28 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:49am by trilo3000

is there a reason you couldn't wait a few miles for a gas station with a bathroom to change in?

#29 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:08am by bluedolphin

See, another reason old people are stupid. had to ruin the show by honking.

#30 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:11am by rukusrazor

#23...Really? Tinted windows? Do you not know how to read? She said she changed IN FRONT of the vehicle. Windshields can't be tinted. It's against the law. So who's the idiot now?

OP-I would invest in getting glasses so you aren't so fucking blind. That, or how about trying NOT changing in the middle of public, hidden behind a car or not. YDI

#32 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:31am by Stay_beautiful

stupid old man, fuck his life for ending the show so quick, the poor bastard is already regretting it I'm sure, prolly the most action he has seen in years.

OP- not really a FML, at least you look decent nude; it could have been worse if the old men were grossed out or something

#33 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:34am by evolveahimsa

Maybe you should spend less time at the beach and more time learning to spell.

#34 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:34am by No_shit

15.... why the f would she take pictures!!!

#36 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:58am by bad_times

Hahaha!! Those lucky bastards :)

#37 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:25am by maddog

ydi. why didnt you look before striping? i still dont see how its a fml. its not like you are ever going to see these people again.

#38 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:44am by kmj84

Change in your own car alone? You could tell your family or friends to wait outside... YDI completely for not looking.

@ 5 "Should of"? Nice English

#39 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:57am by asxp10

The real question is, did u like it? *Austin Powers*(voice) do I make you horny baaby. Lol

#40 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:12pm by Key

totally deserved. you fail.

#41 - On 04/20/2009 at 12:28pm by dang

we used to take the approach of using our towels while changing.
e.g. put on towel, remove bottom bit, put on bottoms.

or just go back with the bikini home, clothes above.

#42 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:15pm by medfly

Prepare to see lots of old dudes following you around and will only leave when you to flash them. =]

#43 - On 04/20/2009 at 1:31pm by Futt_Buck

#19 & #36 - do your homework ffs!

#15 made a pretty good joke.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pics%20or%20it%20didn't%20happen

#44 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:10pm by Good_old_Grim

LOL
lucky them.. i think?

#45 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:16pm by omar

thankyou #44 i think "pics or it didn't happen" is funny (:

#46 - On 04/20/2009 at 2:41pm by piderman13

I'm completely failing to understand how you don't notice that a suburban is packed with old men before you start stripping to your birthday suit.

YDI.

#47 - On 04/20/2009 at 3:51pm by total_bamf

yes, they enjoyed it.

no, it's not ok, i FUCKING HATE THIS. HOLY SHIT (sorry) but it just pisses the hell outta me. anyways, hard to tell, i'd say YDI it for not checking. FYL for the stupid old dried out pervs objectifying you.

#48 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:09pm by rihannalover

Wow... As #45 and 2 said "Your powers of observation astound me." and "lucky them.. i think?"

#49 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:09pm by xXMILKYCHUNKSXx

#20...
"at least you made some old dudes day..."

no. AT LEAST nothing! these old pervs probably liked it, regardless of her figure. not trying to make an assumption, but you know...

if she made their day, all right, but they should watch porn or get a real wife and shit instead of feeding off a younger girl's ass. that's just gross.

#50 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:12pm by rihannalover

Seriously, if there is a car there usually people are in the general vicinity, even if it's away from major crowds.

#51 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:21pm by Exlibris

well it's your fault for getting undressed in public. especially outside where other people are at..

#52 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:35pm by dingleberrybop

Hahahaha, this is why you put your clothes on OVER the swimsuit, then wriggle out of it. Your clothes get a little wet, but at least you don't give old men a peep show :)

#53 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:38pm by StreetSinger

You could have changed in your own car instead of being retarded and changing in the middle of a parking lot...That's your own fault.

#54 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:39pm by tdawgheath

You didn't see a bunch of old men in a suburban before you decided to change behind it? And why didn't you change in your own car?

#55 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:49pm by ILoveJace01

its so ironic that the "you deserved it botton" says "yeah, way to show them!" after you click it...

#57 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:58pm by babaa

lo lwow

#58 - On 04/20/2009 at 4:59pm by ftsk_fan_12

FIRST

#59 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:01pm by kerisek

that's retarded! why would you ever do that? I hope to God that this is fake, because I can't believe that there are people on this Earth actually stupid enough to do that. How did you not see that the car was packed with horny old men?

not gonna lie though... I would've loved to have seen the strip-show :]

#61 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:24pm by TheAmazingRacist

u could have just changed under a towel or something

#62 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:44pm by cookieinc

you. are a moron.

#63 - On 04/20/2009 at 5:53pm by marykg

hah...woooow...

#64 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:00pm by Kx09

Okay, I'm a guy, and even I know how to change out of a bathing suit in public without exposing myself.

#65 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:03pm by baffledking042

So you go to change behind a car, but don't even bother to glance to see if there are people in it? YDI...

#66 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:12pm by eeee93757

at least they honked to let you know instead of taking pictures and posting them online.

#67 - On 04/20/2009 at 7:16pm by wallythedolly

Today I was sitting in the parking lot when all of a sudden this random girl starts getting naked right in front of us. Just as it was getting good my friend honked the horn and scared her off. FML.

#68 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:02pm by Tsukasa

lmfaoo.
goooood job.

#69 - On 04/20/2009 at 8:05pm by maandaa_0

Oh tinted windows. You have failed us so.

#70 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:00pm by Audio828

#15, omg thats it omg

#71 - On 04/20/2009 at 9:12pm by thrawg

I wish I was an old man

#72 - On 04/20/2009 at 10:50pm by saxlover

wow. Well, at least they weren't young men. Sorry, that must've been embarrasing and awkward.

#73 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:13pm by Funtertaining11

LOL @ #12

#74 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:38pm by willin2takeudown

LOL @ 15

haha DID YOU SUDDENLY LOSE THE POWER OF VISION!?! AHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PRICELESSSSSS! #4

#75 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:53pm by amaneylandx3

When I get old I hope I can get a peep show too :-D

btw, you wouldn't be blonde by chance would you?

#76 - On 04/20/2009 at 11:56pm by KeithHarris

Well, THAT was stupid.

it's called "look before you un-hook!"

Are your roots BLONDE, by chance?

#77 - On 04/21/2009 at 12:32am by NegativityScene7

Haven't you ever heard of changing behind a towel?

#78 - On 04/21/2009 at 1:08am by Mallie_Moth

Good one!
YDI.

#79 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:05am by Jareth

you are an ignoramus.

#80 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:15am by i8anfml

wish i was in the car. :D

#81 - On 04/21/2009 at 3:41pm by ubbiejames

HAHAHA you totally deserved that one who changes in a public parking lot?

#82 - On 04/21/2009 at 8:55pm by yeahyeahyeah28

Lol. I hate when that happens.

#83 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:02pm by owuiwow

AHHHHHH pweaiosd;jf;zlkj i can TOTALLy see how that could happen. i'm sorry!! ahhhhhh that sucks.

#84 - On 04/21/2009 at 9:04pm by tinkerbell67

Whatever, bikinis don't leave much to the imagination anyway.

#85 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:01pm by pewpz

hey, at least you didn't strip for someone who didn't want to see it.

#86 - On 04/22/2009 at 3:08pm by mattmag

Well at least you made someone happy!!
Well, whenever i wanna change at the beach, i just go in back of my car,with tainted windows and change so noone can see!

#87 - On 04/22/2009 at 4:23pm by MirandaaHoldsHim

I though only guys did things like change in public. Oh well, I guess that was a sexist comment. Girls can change in public just as well as any man, even better as the OP proves.

#88 - On 04/29/2009 at 8:18pm by BaiRen

Way to give those horny bastards a show!

#89 - On 06/02/2009 at 6:45pm by ReecesPieces

Can you say SLUT???

#90 - On 06/03/2009 at 3:35am by ilovezdae

YAAAAAAY

AWESOME !

Thanks for giving back to our Senior Citizens !

#91 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:57am by wikifoo

# 87 ...

what's a " tainted window "

and who is " Noone "

replys are better than posts sometimes

#92 - On 06/28/2009 at 10:59am by wikifoo

whoops ,,, # 84

I'm an idiot too !

I gotta go , here comes the short school bus

ding fries are done

#93 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:01am by wikifoo

haha wow! how did you not see them?

vote now at: http://www.fanta.com/browse/contestant?id=046f74a53802b483735c610694d37e527ff201549e2a6253ebe28ea17ae3c504

#94 - On 07/29/2009 at 1:21am by dance_girl08

at least they all probably got their dying wish

#95 - On 08/09/2009 at 4:44am by cr1sis

YDI, omg even the old men have better vision then you, how could you not see them. And you must be hot, be happy that they were honking at you instead of hiding for your severe ugliness at being naked.

#96 - On 08/22/2009 at 2:01am by Shyman4ever

why didn't you put your towel around you and do it that way?

#97 - On 11/06/2009 at 11:32am by kile88

Haha

#98 - On 11/10/2009 at 8:38pm by mikeymuscles112

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