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Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30061) - you deserved it (3253)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by pritch44 - United States (Indiana)

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Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<

#55 - On 06/17/2010 at 6:18pm by TheIrishJaneDoe

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don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog

#53 - On 06/17/2010 at 6:16pm by Yousoodeservedit

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