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Today, is my 21st birthday. I get home after my night out and walk into the garage to see a 2002 Red Corvette convertible. I run up to the car thinking its a gift and there's a note: "Dani this is not your birthday present. Quit drooling on my car. -Dad" Thanks Dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46319) - you deserved it (9618)

On 04/19/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by scarletdurose88 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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psh, take it for a spin anyway

#4 - On 04/19/2009 at 8:45pm by Serial

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so your dad didnt get you a car for your birthday? your life is f***ed?
if youre 21, you should be getting your own car, not waiting for daddy to do it. sorry, this is not a FML at all.

#28 - On 04/19/2009 at 9:16pm by wowfmlife

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