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Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line for my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jack ass and was saying how people like him give us a bad reputation on the beach. I then see him running to his choking daughter. FML
It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.
This is F the daughter's life.
Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 1 August 2014