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Today, I went to the sandcastle contest at my local beach. While waiting in line 4 my hotdog, a man cut in front of me and demanded a cup of water. I called him a jack ass and was saying how people lyk him give us a bad reputation on the beach. I then see him running to his choking daughter. FML

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On 04/19/2009 at 4:49pm - misc - by howembarrasing (woman) - United States (Texas)

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It's not your fault. He should of said "My daughter's choking!" or something. I would call the guy a jackass if he just cut in front of me.

#3 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:54pm by Adamantoise

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Today I was at the beach eating a hot dog and I started choking. My father panicked. He ran away, and I assumed that he was going to find someone to help. He comes back with a cup filled with water. I died of asphyxiation. FML.

#11 - On 04/19/2009 at 7:58pm by omfgglol

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