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Today, it was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, and said: "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML
Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.
Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015