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Today, it was a long queue at the store, and behind me were two senior citizens. I wanted to do a good deed, and said: "Cut before me in line, I have all the time in the world." My reward? The old man scolded me because I supposedly insinuated that they were old, and only had a short time left to live. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24706) - you deserved it (10676)

On 06/14/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by SirPimPim (man) - Sweden (Ostergotlands Lan)

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Soon he'll be dead and you'll still be alive. Then you'll have your revenge.

#5 - On 06/14/2010 at 1:06pm by relyo

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Old people can be asses sometimes. Kudos to you for trying to be nice.

#4 - On 06/14/2010 at 1:06pm by UnprecendentedAw

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