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Today, I had to drive 300 miles to a town where I thought I'd forgotten my purse the night before. When I got to the hotel I had been staying at, I found out it was actually in the trunk of my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7269) - you deserved it (29649)

On 06/09/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Caitlin - United States (North Dakota)

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just call the hotel and they will check for you

#3 - On 06/10/2010 at 3:04am by Pistolaro

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You couldn't just call the hotel instead of driving 300 miles?

#4 - On 06/10/2010 at 3:04am by amberbby69

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