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Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17334) - you deserved it (4112)

On 06/08/2010 at 7:58pm - misc - by CircleBruise (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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Are you sure it was for you and not at you.

#7 - On 06/09/2010 at 3:02am by cono1717

See in context

+2

you pick that quarter and use it as a pick!

#16 - On 06/09/2010 at 3:07am by yarbles

See in context

+2 | 3

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