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Today, I went downstairs after a family argument. The front door was kicked in, the sink faucet was snapped off, and there were broken plates all over the kitchen floor. I later found out that the argument was over who left the refrigerator door open. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25966) - you deserved it (1901)

On 06/06/2010 at 7:48pm - misc - by mark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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I pray for your safety.

#7 - On 06/07/2010 at 3:09am by ZoroFresh

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Good heavens...call me Captain Obvious, but someone is in dire need of some anger management before someone else gets badly hurt!

#6 - On 06/07/2010 at 3:08am by Mirorbo

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