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FML - The follow-up

Today, my boyfriend lied about crashing his car just to avoid seeing me. FML

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heres the story behind the post for all you assholes who think im ugly or a bitch. really? anyway. my boyfriend of 5 years had gotten back the day before from 2 weeks in florida buying our new house. i had already left for a camping trip. He was to meet me down the next day. On his way down 'supposibly' his friend calls to tell me there has been a terrible accident and he was rushed to the hospital. My drunk ass freaks out drives an hour back home and rushes to the hospital. oh heyy.. guess wha
By gixxergirl8787 - / Monday 7 June 2010 00:40 / United States
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heres the story behind the post for all you assholes who think im ugly or a bitch. really? anyway. my boyfriend of 5 years had gotten back the day before from 2 weeks in florida buying our new house. i had already left for a camping trip. He was to meet me down the next day. On his way down 'supposibly' his friend calls to tell me there has been a terrible accident and he was rushed to the hospital. My drunk ass freaks out drives an hour back home and rushes to the hospital. oh heyy.. guess wha

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18, I'm glad we dubbed you as the spokesperson for the whole world. nobody cares the you think you know what everyone does and doesn't care about, please just worry about your opinion and keep them to yourself until you wanna stop hating, thanks :D

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Thank you to everyone! (except 18 :P) And yes, as much as I'm on here, I've never gotten 1st. I've gotten 2nd and every other number, but never first. Also lmao at Gutzzz "spokesperson for the world" hehe :)

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Lucky. It show's that he cares if he goes to such great strides. I think that it's not worth the 2000 to fix a badly damaged car over a GF anyway :P

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35- you have a disease we call jealousity, it's very contagious, it spreads like wildfire, usually by breathing in and out, most likely while talking It spreads very easily among those who do not have the skill to be majorly epic Try not to spread this ravenous disease

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OMFG My mom is STILL on facebook playing FarmVille and Farm Town I'd like to take my contacts out so my eyes aren't FUCKED in the morning... She'll tweak if she knew I would *gasp* be up past 1:00 am

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Ok, here's one: I have some adavain but it's different. Well, let's stick it up our asses! It's not a suppository! It doesn't matter. You crush it up, put it in a paper towel, run it under some warm water, and you stick it right up your ass.

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NEEE! Aaaaah! Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Run away! Run away! What's your favorite color? And then comes the oral sex! Maybe it was two sparrows? I don't want to go in the cart O don't be such a baby And then me and Lancelot enter the rabbit and they take it inside the castle.... oh..... I could go on and on Monty Python FTW

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your schools name is South Harmony Institute of Technology ulyou do know that stands for SHIT. another scene shreder you told me you were afraid of trying the new flavor of doctor peper I told you that in confidence

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Yah, I guess it's already blessed I'm living there :D But no, too many generalizing pricks in Europe who think every american is a fat pig who gets everything he wants GOD BLESS AMURICUH

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Why is that kind of stuff the first thing that comes to peoples minds...? Aside from being illegal, what exactly does that even do? A minor inconvience or a big one, it's just stupid. You could easily go to jail over stuff like that, is it really worth it?

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that's happened to me and it SUCKS!!!! I commented on how the OP's life was effed, and then posted it without saying first, then replied to my comment and said first. then it got removed and replaced!!!!!!!!!!

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