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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML
Your friend with the same birthday never said anything? I can see your birthday slipping your others friends' minds, it happens, but the girl who KNOWS you share a birthday and arranged for you to celebrate together?
She sounds selfish. Get some better friends with more varied birthdays!
I'd have said "Gee thanks for the cake! Oh hey, where's yours, (name)?"
But then, I can be a bitch when I want to.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015