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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45334) - you deserved it (2426)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:05pm - misc - by jet8725 - United States (Virginia)

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