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Today, I celebrated my birthday with my friend who has the same birthday by going out to dinner with a bunch of our friends. The waiter brought out a cake for my friend but not for me. No one noticed my exclusion. I sang happy birthday on my birthday. FML

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Your friend with the same birthday never said anything? I can see your birthday slipping your others friends' minds, it happens, but the girl who KNOWS you share a birthday and arranged for you to celebrate together?

She sounds selfish. Get some better friends with more varied birthdays!

#3 - On 02/23/2009 at 2:27am by yay!

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"Hey, what do you know, it's my birthday too!" the person says to the waiter. "Oh, I didn't know that! We'll sing for both of you then!" the waiter replies.

Problem solved.

#13 - On 02/23/2009 at 8:16am by Drk

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