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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23078) - you deserved it (5195)

On 06/01/2010 at 8:31am - misc - by girlllll (woman) - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

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hahahaha! drooling and snoring....

I wonder what they're new nickname for u is...


:P

#1 - On 06/01/2010 at 1:17pm by BelleElle

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Be glad you didn't fart in your sleep too? Always look on the bright side :)

#3 - On 06/01/2010 at 1:26pm by Dramori

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