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Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML


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On 05/29/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by hulagirl1217 (woman) - United States (California)

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The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.

#3 - On 05/29/2010 at 2:00pm by nerdsgetmehot

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Nice friends.

#1 - On 05/29/2010 at 1:56pm by brozzef

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