Animals: Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there...

By hulagirl1217 - 29/05/2010 12:11 - United States

Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML

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By Anstice - 05/10/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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By where's the epipen - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I accidentally stepped on a dead bee. The stinger was still intact. How do I know? It stung my foot. I'm allergic to bees. FML

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By life_sucks - 16/01/2010 18:46 - New Zealand

Today, this huge wasp started flying around me. I freaked out and started running from it. Then I slipped, landed face-first in some dog poo, and got stung by the wasp on my leg. FML

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By jokada - 10/05/2009 20:39 - United States

Today, while power washing my deck, a bee flew and landed on my leg. Thinking I'd just wash it away before it could sting me, I aimed the power washer nozzle at the bee. A bee sting isn't nearly as painful as power washing your leg. FML

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By MBean - 24/10/2013 18:04 - Anguilla - The Valley

Today, I saw a wasp on the ground, apparently injured and unable to fly. It was being mobbed by ants and looked certain to die, so I stamped on the ants to save its life. At this point it sprung up, stung me, then flew off. FML

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By RUNNNNNNNNNN - 25/09/2022 11:00

Today, a kid threw a rock at a beehive while my friend and I where standing next to it. It fell down, and a swarm of slightly displeased bees assumed that we were the culprit. Knowing what was about to happen, my friend and I ran for our lives. He ran fast enough to escape; I didn't. The kid, the actual culprit, didn't get attacked. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2015 23:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was stung by a wasp. Startled, I stumbled and grabbed a nearby tree branch to regain my balance. The branch happened to be the location of the wasp's nest, which fell to the ground and split open. The wasps weren't happy. FML

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By boomstick - 25/09/2009 13:09 - United States

Today, I pulled a bee off of my friend's dog because we were worried he could be allergic. Of course I got stung, and of course the dog wasn't allergic. Turns out I am. FML

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By bees - 09/10/2014 06:51 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I was mowing my grandma's lawn when I was suddenly swarmed by bees. When my grandma saw me covered in stings later on, she said, "Oh yeah, there are tons of bees in the grass! Be careful!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2017 00:30 - Italy - Verona

Today, as I woke up, the first thing I saw was a bee on my hand. I tried not to make the slightest move, waiting for it to fly away without stinging me. The second thing I saw was my cat jumping at it. FML

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Saturday 29 May 2010 20:00

The next time you see her, claim there's an imaginary bee on her leg and kick her shins.

bluelahve 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:04

Haha when you see bees you're not supposed to flip out, especially if they've landed on you. Remain calm or else you'll just piss them off and get stung!

Comments

xxChocoholicxx 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:01

ouch, i feel sorry for u! but it was kinda funny, hahaha

sabatical 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:08

SQUIRREL!

sabatical 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:21

like fuzzy little ninjas!

Ucla_cupcake 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:09

I would have been pissed at her for over reacting, and being a complete idiot by pushing me. Your friend is a bitch. Fyl :| Not even I freak out like that.

cincin75 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:19

wohoho, I love your eyes, girl!

bluefairy_fml 24

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:24

Why do people scream and act like idiots when a bee is around? A bee would never randomly come and sting you, unless you're stupid and try to harm it or get it off you. If you'd just stand still and ignore it, it would go away.

deviousstang 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:31

good friends u have lol

emilysexi3793 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:36

haha I think we have the same friends

D11Churchkill 8

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:51

Californians, HA!

tayamockingbird 0

Saturday 29 May 2010 23:52

Hey, your friend tried. You have to give her some credit for atleast trying to save you. Although, I think he/she should have gone about it in a different manner....still funny.