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Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23967) - you deserved it (13035)

On 05/29/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by crashingdown - Australia (South Australia)

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At first I thought, "Maybe drugs?" but I soon came to the realization that it was... *Gasp* OBESITY!!!

#7 - On 05/29/2010 at 6:24am by Mr_Zachary

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ouch that sucks

#1 - On 05/29/2010 at 6:17am by freakizoid_5000

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