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Today, I had a weird dream I woke up on the bathroom floor at my local gym. Turns out it wasn't a dream, and I passed out from "overworking myself". I was on the treadmill for under 5 minutes, walking. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19344) - you deserved it (11391)

On 05/29/2010 at 1:28am - misc - by crashingdown - Australia (South Australia)

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I am really doubting the OP is fat. This has to be a heart condition of some kind. Even fatties can walk on a treadmill for 5 minutes without passing out ...

#35 - On 05/29/2010 at 7:03am by Person1233

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ouch that sucks

#1 - On 05/29/2010 at 6:17am by freakizoid_5000

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