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Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom. I then woke up peeing, but I didn’t wet the bed yet. As I ran to the bathroom while half asleep and in the dark, I rammed into the wall. On my way back to bed, I tripped and accidently slapped my fiancé in an effort to stop myself from falling over. FML

#10804191 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (16168) - you totally deserved it (2467)

On 05/27/2010 at 6:50pm - misc - by Fark (woman) - United Kingdom (Cumbria)

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haha, wow

#1 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:34pm by xXSweetNightmare

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Dreaming about peeing?...

#14 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:40pm by kitkat427

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haha I like how u were like "haha" like it was funny then u were like "wow" like u were amazed but bcuz it came after the "haha" the "wow was actually like " I can't beleive u did that teehee" :)

#16 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:42pm by nosajb23

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and were u peeing everywhere this whole time?

#18 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:44pm by TheGuyPersonDude

(+1)

i dont quite understand this but i still laughed(:

#21 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:45pm by blindyblonde13

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I haven't had a dream like that since I was a kid :/

#24 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:46pm by epoh

(+2)

how'd you wake up peeing but not wet
the bed?

#30 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:54pm by 2hoesNaBagel

(+1)

it got on his pants/boxers probably

#31 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:56pm by theking12369

(+1)

Wow I had falling dreams but never peeing ones.

#33 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:57pm by Diannaa

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22 - did you get my money ready?

#36 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:58pm by MonkeyBusiness

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yeah I had the same question as #30
I didn't quite understand that part.

#38 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:00pm by remotebutton

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Atleast the bed is dry : )
I can see myself doing the slapping and tripping bit lol, I'm reallllly clumsy : /

#39 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:01pm by angellaffy

(+1)

31 it's a girl... and wasn't this posted like 3 days ago?

#40 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:01pm by omgtacos

(-1)

YDI it for sleeping with your fiance before you wed.

#48 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:06pm by clanceyrocks11

(+1)

haha that sucks

#50 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:07pm by FMLhockeyNHL

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Man I've never had a dream like that....

#52 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:08pm by Day_Dreams

(+1)

I do the same thing sometimes... except the slapping fiancé thing XD

#56 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:12pm by Seantizzle

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... I used to have dreams like that... I'd be swimming or whatever, but it was when I was like 8

#60 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:14pm by rohosoccer08

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lol 61 :P

#62 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:16pm by Diannaa

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haha 61 win. Anyways I've only had this once but have many falling dreams

#70 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:26pm by racerapj

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yeah I'm gonna have to agree with msjessies point

#73 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:27pm by tnfan5594

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those dreams suck! it's like you're dreaming and you have to pee in the dream and you can't wake up. you're whole dream is about you trying to find somewhere to pee and then you finally do...and it turns out you peed in real life as well...it really sucks

#77 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:39pm by iSwag

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That sounds bad, is that why kids wet the bed?

#85 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:47pm by Diannaa

(-1)

that what I'm watchin.. the are both horrible though

#86 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:49pm by autumn16

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I moderated this.. I thought it was funny.

#87 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:49pm by hott15

(+1)

it wuld be more funny if you pissed on ur fiancée

#93 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:56pm by thatfeelsright

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just wanted an excuse to slap the fiancée... whatever helps you sleep at night I guess

#98 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:02pm by mattman1994

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are u still going to marry him op

#99 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:03pm by hottieluver

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38 your very beautiful

#106 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:13pm by kevin123456789

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haha this is kinda funnny

#127 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:31pm by deathcab7

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I remember once I had a dream that I was in my 4th grade classroom and me an my friend were peeing in urinals at the front in front of everybody. then I woke up and I wet the bed, but that was a long time ago.

#131 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:34pm by mazuma

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Actually that's kind of sad. Can I donate you some money or something?

#135 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:35pm by jimmym007

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No one else seems to have noticed that OP spelled "accidentally" wrong. :p

#152 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:43pm by tienjt

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Ima pee in ur moulth

#156 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:46pm by gasbreakdipdip

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Is 106 playing with their nipple?... :/

#159 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:53pm by RODEOqueen

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152 it's cuz there not Asian like u jkjk Asians r cool

#164 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:05am by 120796gators

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#106- thanks sweetheart :)

#168 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:16am by remotebutton

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Yea this FML doesn't make very much sense . To me at least .

#172 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:30am by DenvaaThuggets

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hahaha, wow
lol sorry nice comment analyzing that other comment tho... made me laugh

#174 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:43am by robdoggstge

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I don't get it. Do you have slow pee?

#181 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:03am by Anonnamus

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200 will you merry me?

#183 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:08am by popatia

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shut up sex before marrige iz awesum

#191 - On 05/28/2010 at 2:44am by boy_scout_of_dea

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52, I love your picture. the beatles are beast.

#203 - On 05/28/2010 at 8:07am by epicfails2012

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what was he doing there???

#204 - On 05/28/2010 at 8:19am by jpest17

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those are his naughty dreams hahaha

#205 - On 05/28/2010 at 9:10am by Sergio0514

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197 you're so beautiful! like wow.

#208 - On 05/28/2010 at 10:28am by jackbauer69

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hog

#217 - On 05/28/2010 at 5:52pm by doodleluv

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16- haha, I was more saying 'wow' like as in, 'epic fail* xD

#219 - On 05/28/2010 at 7:16pm by xXSweetNightmare

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95- Uhmm, Samantha S? O_O

#220 - On 05/28/2010 at 7:19pm by xXSweetNightmare

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14 a cutie :)

#230 - On 05/30/2010 at 8:06pm by Jmoney1755

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you fail

#2 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:35pm by Goaliebeast

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haha

#47 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:06pm by lizzilla8297

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oh man that is some foreign country craziness!!

#196 - On 05/28/2010 at 3:31am by wreckem881

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Did you pee on her?

#3 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:35pm by GeekMaster6000

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hahaha!! lmfao..

#4 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:35pm by gabyta

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lol Leigh, I don't think it was meant to be funny

#92 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:53pm by Diannaa

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Where did my comment goo,

#108 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:13pm by Diannaa

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bwahaha!!

#180 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:02am by sabatical

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epic

#6 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:36pm by Stevie_87

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When ever I see the word "Epic" written I always end up singing Faith No More's song in my head.

#111 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:17pm by sourgirl101

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But what is it?

#193 - On 05/28/2010 at 3:03am by knibbsy

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wow!!! fyl

#7 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:36pm by lilsexy1993

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#8 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:36pm by xXSweetNightmare

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number 8? your an idiot if yu think 8 means #1

#23 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:46pm by autumn16

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They're first, and just realized it <.<

#26 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:47pm by glowstixx_

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haha that's very strange

#46 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:04pm by autumn16

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that's kinda gross

#9 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:36pm by catherine012

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lotta Hott girls on this page lol

#42 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:02pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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#51 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:08pm by autumn16

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Oli Sykes FTW

#54 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:09pm by glowstixx_

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what's ftw??

#55 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:11pm by autumn16

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oh you know what it is lol what up

#57 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:12pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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for the win.

#58 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:12pm by glowstixx_

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I wish you were oli sykes hahah

#63 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:17pm by catherine012

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what makes you so sure I'm not?

#65 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:19pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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haha good question

#69 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:24pm by autumn16

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I'm oli haha

#72 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:26pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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haha hi oli, I'm autumn ((:
nice to meet cha ^_^

#74 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:33pm by autumn16

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haha hi autumn nice to meet cha too!:]

#75 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:34pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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I'm watchin hostel (:

#76 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:38pm by autumn16

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that movies like a Porno! lol

#78 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:41pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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and I'm Catherine :)
ewewww autumn that movie gave me nightmares for so longg :((

#79 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:43pm by catherine012

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hi Catherine :] haha

#80 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:43pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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ha I hate this it's gross yeaaa and hi Catherine (:

#81 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:46pm by autumn16

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and what can make us so sure that you are?!?

#88 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:49pm by lavaga

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hiii :)
and I know it's terrrible haha

#89 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:50pm by catherine012

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88 what are yu responding too?

#90 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:50pm by autumn16

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To "what makes you so sure I'm not".

#96 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:59pm by lavaga

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hahah I'm oli

#97 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:01pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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Hhmm. I guess ill have to take your word for it.
Well then, Hi oli!! =3

#102 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:08pm by lavaga

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umm I hate this dang movie.. my friend oli needs to distract me lol

#104 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:11pm by autumn16

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how would you like me too?:]

#105 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:12pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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101- yeah that's what makes me kind if skeptical

#107 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:13pm by lavaga

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uhh I haven't thought that far yet haha

#109 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:15pm by autumn16

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101 & 107 stop hatin on him (:

#112 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:17pm by autumn16

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thank you autumn :] haha

#113 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:18pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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if you only knew how boring this damn tour bus is..

#116 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:21pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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my pleasure (: and haha yeaa if only you knew how boring it is at my house right now hah

#117 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:23pm by autumn16

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haha I'm sorry to hear that, so are
you a fan of our music?

#118 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:26pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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what music?? sorry if that a dumb question

#121 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:28pm by autumn16

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oh I'm faaarrr from hating!! just checking, you can never be too sure of anything. and if it really us you oli. well you sir kick ass

#124 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:28pm by lavaga

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no it's fine haha I'm the singer in a band
called bring me the horizon

#125 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:29pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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I got ps3 it's all I use
lol XD

#126 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:29pm by autumn16

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then yea heck yea lol I got tons of pictures up of the band on my walls.. I have all time low, bmth, bfmv, blessthefall, tons of bands (:

#128 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:32pm by autumn16

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hahah thank you! we <3 fans

#129 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:32pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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Yea I'm Obama. It's boring in my white house , beside I don't take any decisions around here, so I'm chillin' on FML all day. Sup

#130 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:33pm by jimmym007

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blessthefall are some really cool guys Craig and I use to hang out

#134 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:35pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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and ys your fans love you!

#136 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:35pm by lavaga

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haha yeaa I don't like obsessive fan types who can't have a conversation with someone just cause their talented and what not. they are just ppl who happen to be famous or whatever. I could sit down and have a conversation with anyone bo matter how big and famous they are as a celebrity (:

#138 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:35pm by autumn16

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You deserve a Nobel prize.

#139 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:35pm by Freeze

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I already have mw2 lol
yepp I like playing live and talkin to the ppl

#140 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:37pm by autumn16

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If you're Oli Sykes, I'm a sparkly unicorn. -.-

#143 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:38pm by glowstixx_

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yea the attention gets
crazy there needs
to be more
ppl like you, but olis gonna go drink, goodnight ladies goodnight autumn

#144 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:39pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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ahh I have a sparkly unicorn she's hot pink and has flouresent orange hair (:

#146 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:40pm by autumn16

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Don't complain about it, YDI for playing mw2 in the first place.

#148 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:41pm by jimmym007

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hahah what If I was tho?!

#149 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:42pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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thanks! (:
goodnight my new friend ((:
bye ^_^

#150 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:42pm by autumn16

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Well that's one attractive sparkly unicorn.

#151 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:42pm by jimmym007

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I love mw2 though I make fun of ppl and mess around with them.. lol

#153 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:44pm by autumn16

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what's your gamertag autum lol

#155 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:45pm by 2hoesNaBagel

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thank ya 151 (: haha oh and her name is star (: I forgot to say that she has green eyes (:

#157 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:46pm by autumn16

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umm idk I'm always logged on to everything so I don't keep up with my infomation /: sucks for me though. and yea I talk to everyone no matter what ^_*

#158 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:48pm by autumn16

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sammiller you have the most beautiful eyes ever!

#163 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:02am by lavaga

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I'm not a liar but okay say what you want (: I'm not a child so I don't fight and argue with people on fml (:

#227 - On 05/29/2010 at 7:08pm by autumn16

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Haha thats not a great start to the day :P at least you didn't wet the bed

#10 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:37pm by Sun_Kissed18

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you got a nice rack

#53 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:09pm by FMLhockeyNHL

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LOL

#225 - On 05/29/2010 at 5:24am by krinkles83

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Ugh i hate that... fyl

#11 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:37pm by Blacklynx

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how the fuck can u wake up peeing and not wet the bed???

#12 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:37pm by Stevie_87

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that's a very interesting question.

how would that work?

#28 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:53pm by epoh

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Adult diapers?

#34 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:57pm by porkchopsammich

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I thought of diapers right after I posted that comment lol

#43 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:03pm by epoh

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Lol that's kinda happened to me FYL bro.

#13 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:37pm by NyopQ

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The running-into-a-wall-and-tripping part sounds like something I'd do.

#17 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:43pm by glowstixx_

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same lol!

#182 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:06am by sabatical

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that's funny as heck (: lol I think that's happened to me but one of my exs lol I'm not old enough to be engaged lol

#19 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:44pm by autumn16

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hahahahah my wife did the same thing

#20 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:45pm by pinkboxers

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what?

#27 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:52pm by sunnyhill

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sucks haa:)

#29 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:53pm by beckybecks20

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honey I wet the bed!

#32 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:57pm by milou

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i dont get it. rephrase ur Fml or someone explain it to me? mmmmmk?

#35 - On 05/27/2010 at 9:57pm by BabiGirl143

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sexy as fuck

#176 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:49am by Hoozen

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FAIL!!!!!

#41 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:01pm by devvie

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Okay... so you peed, but you didn't wet
the bed, then you ran into a wall, then you somehow managed to slap your fiancé?

.... how?

#44 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:03pm by porkchopsammich

lakers game is on!!!!!

#45 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:03pm by rovae

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#49 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:06pm by autumn16

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#71 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:26pm by autumn16

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ughh! the suns lost by 1 fucking point :(

fail

#188 - On 05/28/2010 at 2:13am by sum1savemeh

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Damn, that's hot! If your fiance rightfully dumps you, come looking for me!

I love a girl that can do slapstick comedy. It makes me sooooo hard -- that's why I can't watch "I Love Lucy" reruns with people around! ;P

#64 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:18pm by perdix

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hahah dammit that made me giggle a lot

#173 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:35am by SeedlessMe

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#66 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:19pm by Stevie_87

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how do you wake up peeing but you have not peed the bed yet??? You have a diaper on or something

#67 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:20pm by Ace_of_Diamonds

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I feel bad for the fiancè, getting slapped for no reason

#68 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:21pm by gingersnap23

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If you put their hands in cool water you can asks them questions in their sleep and they'll answer. True story!

#119 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:26pm by sourgirl101

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#83 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:47pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This just made my night. You were peeing your pants yet somehow you didn't wet the bed? And didn't hit the floor when you hit the wall? Kudos to you. You slapped your fiance in the face because you tripped? Ouch...did he wake up?

#84 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:47pm by Taurus_ChicKa

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but it's about to go off sooo..
(: yay lol

#91 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:52pm by autumn16

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this is great because saying your about to get married indacates your 2 old to pee the bed :D

#94 - On 05/27/2010 at 10:58pm by haha1233221jk

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haha slappin her makes it a win

#100 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:04pm by Ripunzel

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lol

#110 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:15pm by WilliamRTW

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are the orders of the comments screwy for everyone, or is it just for me

#114 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:19pm by SlicNic007

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Hey Chelsea!

#120 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:27pm by FlavouredJucoozi

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agreed. i havent done that since i was like four

#122 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:28pm by CAhereIcome

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If you ever get the urge to do it again, I'm your guy ;)

#141 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:38pm by perdix

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Oh lives little adventures lol

#132 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:34pm by toast1b

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I also hav dreams of tripping ROFL

#133 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:34pm by sucksome

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122 you're so hot(if that you)

#142 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:38pm by sucksome

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Keep a jar under the bed. Less strain on the wall.

#147 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:41pm by aback

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Allison u mexican Comment me we cool we cool
no we NOT

#160 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:57pm by GeneralLarryPlat

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hahahah hey chelsea
whats up in science?

#161 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:58pm by FlavouredJucoozi

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I want to poke you

#185 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:31am by CrrazyBone

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My names General LarryPlat we cool we cool NO WE NOT

#162 - On 05/27/2010 at 11:59pm by GeneralLarryPlat

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atleast you didn't wet the bed?

#165 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:06am by fairies633

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thats like havin a wet dream

#166 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:07am by exoticfuck

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ahahaa sounds like fun ?

#167 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:14am by leg1tst1ck

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that's a yellow dream, sucks to be you and YDI for a small pecker

#170 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:20am by PabloEscobar

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

#171 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:22am by mrgarrison593

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having^^ ...

#175 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:49am by PabloEscobar

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boom triple kill sucka!!! haah lol nice fml tho

#177 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:49am by collin22

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That sucks. 

#179 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:55am by bmonehh

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YDI for dreaming

#184 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:13am by FeelsGoodMann

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sucks

#187 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:53am by 281go

lol at 178. love itt! :)

#189 - On 05/28/2010 at 2:16am by ilovenerdss

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"Today, I had a dream I was going the bathroom."

#190 - On 05/28/2010 at 2:43am by asiansftw

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HA!!

#192 - On 05/28/2010 at 2:46am by mylz

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LMAO!!

#194 - On 05/28/2010 at 3:23am by SteelersBaby

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wow I bet he/she was pissed when you slapped them

#195 - On 05/28/2010 at 3:27am by xxemogirlxx1993

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lol I had a dream that I was peeing and wondered if people have ever accidently peed while dreaming that. fortunatly I never wet the bed. must be strong muscles or awesome bladder control.

#198 - On 05/28/2010 at 4:06am by FyourLIFEdotCOM8

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LOL WOW

#200 - On 05/28/2010 at 4:50am by mayhemxphoto

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I had a dream like that when I was like, 10.
I was so embarrassed that ever since I go at least two times to the toilets and don't drink anything in the hour before bedtime.

I guess OP will do the same from now on. FYL, this is one of my worst fears.

#201 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:52am by xFaust

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I hate those peeing dreams. they always really make you go pee

#202 - On 05/28/2010 at 7:58am by XoXkXoX

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that happened to me once when i was really young...i had a dream i was peeing and i woke up and the bed was wet :/ i got in trouble though cos it was one of those electric heated matresses...lol

#206 - On 05/28/2010 at 9:33am by ButterflyAwayNow

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I don't understand how you can wake up pissing and not wet the bed at the same time.

#207 - On 05/28/2010 at 9:37am by J1bbl3

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You could be soaking your nightgown/pajamas/Depends with piss and get up before it soaks through to the sheets.

It's just a hypothesis, I don't have any experience with this phenomenon. . . I sleep soundly through the entire piss. (jk)

#210 - On 05/28/2010 at 11:19am by perdix

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You woke up peeing, but hadn't actually wet the bed yet. Wow, I'm impressed there Tightie.

#209 - On 05/28/2010 at 11:10am by Joceannora

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YDI for being too clumsy and not having enough control over your body so you almost pee yourself in your sleep.

#211 - On 05/28/2010 at 11:34am by lostfaithinpppl

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bahaha poor woman.

#212 - On 05/28/2010 at 12:08pm by jkullrich

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you mean I was going "TO" the bathroom

#213 - On 05/28/2010 at 1:58pm by l3allin_all_day

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um...

#214 - On 05/28/2010 at 2:35pm by amandalovee

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omg it happened to me! cept I had a dream I was having a competition to see who could pee fastest, woke up and my bed was wet! :L

#218 - On 05/28/2010 at 6:55pm by Charlotteeexx

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I have the same dream.... except I wet the bed!!!!!

#221 - On 05/28/2010 at 7:37pm by Hammer01

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I remember a dream like that, wish it had a dryer ending

#222 - On 05/28/2010 at 11:06pm by stressball

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WOW!! This is one of the funniest FML's I've ever read. I'm sorry that this happened.

#223 - On 05/29/2010 at 1:26am by blink831forever

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did u pee then ???

#224 - On 05/29/2010 at 3:24am by tv3992

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Hahaaaa funniest FML ever!
and the comments too so funny

#226 - On 05/29/2010 at 5:00pm by Lola_plum

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I had a peeing dream once, but i woke up just when i started going to the bathroom in my dream. It just got on my underwear so I changed and just went back to sleep. It hasn't happened since. It really can happen. lmfaoooo

#228 - On 05/29/2010 at 8:18pm by sabbzzy

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i had to pee after reading this...

#229 - On 05/30/2010 at 12:05am by PredyJessica

Omg I had I dream like that last year! Haha. It's so weird....

#231 - On 05/31/2010 at 12:29am by ibtaylor77

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How do you have a fiancee when you still wet the bed... That'd be a deal breaker for me if I ever woke up to being peed on and then slapped.

#232 - On 05/31/2010 at 4:57pm by Knirps

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my dream about peeing one time was I was flying through a beautiful slighty clouded sky and a flying talking toliet flew up to me and started arguing with me about using it...at least you made it to the bathroom

#233 - On 06/03/2010 at 4:16am by Arisakentaro

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...Why do I see so many of my friends doing this? Does that say anything about me?

#234 - On 06/11/2010 at 9:51pm by ShutUpDude444

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what the fuck is wrong with you?

#235 - On 07/27/2010 at 9:07pm by LOLYUMAD

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