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Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9718) - you deserved it (47823)

On 04/18/2009 at 2:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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