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Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??
I don't understand how "pausing" equals "flirting." Or how putting down someone's intelligence ("Are you confused?") is flirting. Sorry, babe, but YDI.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 7 March 2014