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Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??
You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it.
"Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?"
That's all it takes. Problem solved.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014