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Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8754) - you deserved it (62972)

On 04/17/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by grampsisgay (woman) - United States (Texas)

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This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

#4 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:22am by ptrek85

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old people dress the best 'cause they don't give a fuck!
so yeah, you deserved that one.

#7 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:27am by mf

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