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Today, I was taking my boyfriend to the mall. In the parking lot I pointed out an old man in a vibrant pink sweater who was leaving by saying "He is so gay." My boyfriend got out of the car and walked towards the man calling "Hey Papaw!" It was his grandfather. FML

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On 04/17/2009 at 8:46pm - misc - by grampsisgay (woman) - United States (Texas)

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This FML is faaaaaaabulous!!

#4 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:22am by ptrek85

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did you not get the memo that pink is the new blue for straight men?

#2 - On 04/18/2009 at 3:20am by nodbor

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