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Today, I hadn't been out in two weeks, and I was looking forward to going to the beach with my friends. Instead, I rear-ended someone at a roundabout and had to go home. FML

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On 05/21/2010 at 6:11am - misc - by CARnage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

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so... you can still go to The Beach...

#15 - On 05/21/2010 at 10:40am by TheRolf

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haha have a listen to these people telling others they have poor driving skills, this happens to the best of us ! and yea roundabout is a ozzy slang for anus. in oz we call it roundabout sir. and mate i hope you had insurance ?

#43 - On 05/22/2010 at 2:24am by koalaboy103

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