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Today, my mom bought me some expensive Japanese candy. I opened it, and saw that each chewy candy was wrapped in a thin, hard to peel off wrapper. After trying to get each wrapper off, I determined they were unopen-able and threw them away. I then read the box, saying the wrappers were edible. FML

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On 05/20/2010 at 8:37am - misc - by Candy - United States (Maryland)

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Lol always read before opening.

#1 - On 05/20/2010 at 10:22am by lolomgwtfdairyqu

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I hope your mom popped you in the head for throwing away that expensive candy.

#10 - On 05/20/2010 at 10:29am by zenti

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