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Today, after racing home with a jumbo package of toilet paper, I ran into my house to go to the bathroom. I then realized I'd left the toilet paper in the car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (29324)

On 05/19/2010 at 2:42pm - misc - by phukt (man) - United States (Washington)

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whoops! time to pull em up and waddle for your life! lol

#8 - On 05/19/2010 at 5:17pm by mattman1994

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You should really buy additional toilet paper before you run out. Hopefully this taught you a lesson.

#27 - On 05/19/2010 at 5:24pm by FYLDeep

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