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Today, I was at a ballet recital with my friend, sitting between her and the mother of the head male ballerina. When he came on stage in obscenely tight white tights I whispered to my friend, "You can see his whole freaking package!" I'd whispered to the wrong side. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8251) - you deserved it (42864)

On 04/17/2009 at 11:19am - misc - by lalalohan (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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