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Today, I realized that my baby stops crying loudly whenever I turn on the vacuum cleaner. I'm either stuck with a fussy baby all day, or the roaring sound of a vacuum cleaner. FML

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On 05/14/2010 at 1:01am - misc - by superhero1043 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

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Did you consider that the baby doesnt stop crying, you just can't here it over the vacuum

#11 - On 05/14/2010 at 6:21am by waveman56

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Haha that sucks! I can't stand the sound of babies crying, it's annoying! But then the vacuum is a pretty annoying sound too. Couldn't you find something else to entertain the baby?

#6 - On 05/14/2010 at 6:10am by cc1992

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